private decency!!!

famous band

hi! we're like if a band was punk

• Emelia/Ember(she/they)

  • dogshit at guitar
  • the only one that knows music theory
  • nb bi lesbian
  • making this stupid website

• Jason

  • bassist by process of elimination
  • ten years of cello and hes still fucking stupid
  • queer as in fuck you
  • likes fish

• Dash

  • banned from the mickey mouse club house for public indecency

• Zach

  • token cishet
  • unclear whether he exists in the canon, mostly fanon